Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill

at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.

by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020

Florence

Florence often the long name for flo. She is a blond girl who loves to ride horses. She loves boys called Jim and is too shy to text him. She always gets in trouble at school with teacher but everyone wants to be her friend. She is the most beautiful girl you girl who you will ever see. She used to like a boy called Eddie. She is very special and does not know how to control her money. She lets her friends cut her hair and bangs. She is a bit of a bitch sometimes but overall beyond tries to be her friend ever mr mav

Oh look is that flo the one who has a crush on Jim

Florence- pretty and amazing

by Penggggggg969696996 March 28, 2020

Florida

Where there is relaxation, warmth, and absolute mayhem.

Anything can happen in florida. dinosaurs, time travel, tornadoes, FFAs, and is a great spot for the meme community.

by Js16307 April 15, 2020

Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020