A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”
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Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
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"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
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Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .
Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.
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Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.
Case closed
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Barbara: "What is it Joan?"
Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?
Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
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Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?
Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
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