rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

liquid diversion

a tosser on xbox live, who enjoys insulting yanks and female xbox players

dude stop being a liquid diversion

by leeds scum August 28, 2007

phunk driver

A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.

"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"

"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"

by jwebert December 27, 2007

Bus Driver

Slang for Budweiser beer.

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.

by JCroce October 22, 2008

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly August 19, 2008

muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus

Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009