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Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.
'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'
by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018
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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.
by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019
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digital entitlement

It’s the belief that since you are able to register as a user on a site, that you have the freedom to comment as you please.
Online trolls suffer from digital entitlement.
by StepchildRed February 14, 2019
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diggity dangit

you say this when you screw up on shit
oh God diggity dangit, I forgot to pull out
by elpapisr May 5, 2019
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Digital Pigeon Soldier

A tattoo covered subterranean who obsesses over blackout on Xbox. Spends every waking hour looting houses and the backpacks of fallen adversaries. Known for dropping in the same spot everytime and complaining about there not being a backpack. Also known for demeaning teammates when they don't win in duos. The type of teammates that will call you all day, starting at 4 am, until sundown to play and then rage out when things go south. A gamer who has to grow on you before you can stand the sound of their raspy voice in game chat. A winner in the digital world; but, a real degenerate scumbags loser overall.
I used to.really like video games. Now every time I turn my box on some scummy digital Pigeon soldier sends me a barrage of invites.
by mau di dieu mau May 27, 2019
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Digital asset

Digital asset is an information resource derivative of the right to a value and circulating in the distributed ledger in the form of a unique identifier.

The term takes into account the essential semantic features of the phenomenon and is characterized by four components: economic, legal, information, value.

1. Economic component in the context of the definition of the term “digital asset”. This component’s significance in the financial field is represented by a unique identifier.

2. Legal component is represented in the legal field by a derivative of the right. A digital asset is not the right to a value in its interpretation, but it has attributes of a derivative of the right to a value.
3. Information component is represented in the IT field by an information resource circulating in the distributed ledger. A digital asset has such main properties of an information resource as:

a) information is structured according to certain parameters and categories;

b) information is recorded on a digital medium;

c) information can be stored, transmitted, exchanged, used, etc. In addition, a digital asset in our understanding has an additional property – information on a value is formed by the owner of this value.
4. Value component is represented in the field of tangible and intangible assets. Digital asset is a kind of a guaranteed right to claim a certain value inherent in this digital asset. In other words, a digital asset serves as a digital display of value.
With the emergence of the distributed ledger technology, whose structure guarantees safe information storage and the possibility of asset verification, the digital asset obtained a unique property.
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