Guy Detox

When girls think their over their ex one minute and the next they want to fuck em. they need a guy detox. (something to keep their mind off guys)

time away from guys. or..girl time so they stop thinking about their ex or whatever guy.

Mary: i am so over that jerk.
Friend: mhm..
Mary: no wait...hes kinda amazing
Friend: Mary, you need a guy detox.

by Shakalakawoodawakajaja July 22, 2011

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Detroiter

Resident of Detroit, Michigan.

The Lions are a major cause of depression among Detroiters.

by B. Lumbergh July 12, 2010

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Detroit

the most badass city on the planet! also refered to the 313. origin of eminem

Person 1: hey, where u from?
Person 2: Detroit
Person 1: damnnnnn, you're badass
Person 2: 313 represent

by jack10581 May 23, 2011

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smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.

Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>

by tac6923 December 3, 2007

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Detroit Flu

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.

Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!

by Essbase May 29, 2009

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