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how to cure depression 

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.
Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

Clinical Depression 

The technical term for depression of clinical significance. Although depression is somewhat ambiguous, this usually refers to a long term struggle to cope with one's self, society and/or their environment.

Clinical depression usually revolves around the concept of brain chemistry according to most psychologists. Researchers insist some people may be predisposed or vulnerable to depression because their brain cannot produce enough monoamines such as serotonin, norepinephrine and dopamine. This is often referred to as a chemical imbalance by researchers. When a diagnosis for Clinical Depression is given with the cause being brain chemistry, doctors and psychiatrists will often start shoving various and often unnecessary prescriptions for antidepressant drugs at you. Although, most SSRI drug treatments are harmless and usually produce positive results, if a doctor gives you a prescription and you have had symptoms for less than a year, consider doing more research before you accept a prescription for SSRI drugs since doctors often hand these out like candy, and since pharmaceutical companies have had a major influence in depression research often sponsoring doctors and researchers.
1. "My psychiatrist has given me anti depressants for my legitimate and long term Clinical Depression and I feel good again! I have the motivation to move on with my life now."

2. "After 15 minutes of talking with a psychiatrist I was handed a prescription for a drug that could potentially kill me and give me seizures."

Nasal Depression 

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.
Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.
Nasal Depression by LaMeelah March 25, 2009

Coldstone Depression 

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.
David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

guitar depression 

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.
Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."

tumbling depression 

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression
"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."