Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.

Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!

by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017

crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.

If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.

by Shsiyavskdusbejeu January 13, 2016

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

Crushing the Castle

when ones castle is crushed; sex

What are you doin crushing the castle.

I crushed Cassie's castle last night.

by Mickey Pimp March 7, 2012

tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010