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Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.
Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
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Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.
Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????
by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009
mugGet the Crack a Sammug.

Cracking Effort

Used on its own to define a Task or errand of some sort. When you get someone to wash your car and they wax and polish it as well...Cracking effort!
by IggysDen March 26, 2018
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chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.
How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
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tie crack

The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
mugGet the tie crackmug.

musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
mugGet the musty crackmug.

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
mugGet the crack tweetmug.

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