holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".

Holy Crab! That's too much work.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

The crab

Used to break the ice during a really awkward moment

So.. uhhh… the crab

by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025

Crab Buddy

Only the few can be a crab buddy.

Mishi, AVG, and Courtney only.

by IC November 25, 2003

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

Sandy Crab

Throwing sand into your lover's private parts.

At Revere beach, Dan gave Jen an epic sandy crab. She couldn't clean it out for over a week.

by Sneaky Fox April 22, 2008

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022