the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

I colonized Mandy!!

by Noaches232 December 4, 2014

semi-colon

";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...

John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e

by Me November 20, 2004

Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy

Something that reaches the realms of belief! Totally unbelievable.

Jim: Did you just see me make all the balls in the pockets off the break, while drinking a bear, talking on a cell phone, and putting out a sweet vibe?
Matt: Yeah, I guess!
Jim: That was colonol Ew'Kazy crazy.
Matt: huh?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!!!

by Lilrandom July 7, 2008

Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016