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emma collins

Smart, sexy, slut that likes kids named Lance, Josh, and Jack. Usually smart, wealthy, and smoking hot. Great lover.
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by RagTag December 13, 2013
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ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.
Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.
by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014
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The Tao of Collin

Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.

1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.

2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.

3. Chill. Be cool.

4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.

5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.

6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."

7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.

8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.

9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)

10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
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Collingswood

The most boring city in the universe. This is the smallest, full of people who think they are "popular" but really they are not because there are only 100 students in one grade. This is the cheapest and and dumbest town in the world. Do not live here. Anyone who goes to Collingswood Schools will not get into any good collages. It is full of white people who think they are "ghetto" and cool, and are also racist.
Your life would be a waste if you move to Collingswood.
by green421 March 22, 2011
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London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney
London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au
by lulu March 7, 2005
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Cellie

1. Ruler of the world, supreme ruler, princess of everything, having awesome power

2. A beautiful women or girl that charms everyone she meets immediatly
I want to be a cellie when I grow up

That new girl is such a cellie
by CNL December 27, 2008
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calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!
by Joey Downbelowme April 17, 2008
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