card

A circuit board used to add functionality to a computer; for example, a graphics card or a wireless networking card.

You're getting a blue-screen on bootup. Did you pull your card?

by Palmer Woodrow October 30, 2005

Michigan Credit Card

A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.

Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.

Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.

by BigPapi1969 June 8, 2011

Cardi

A woman who has small insecuritis and is jealous of others personal happyness, however does not accept authority , only follows rules on her terms, but is also considered adventurous and sporty, average beauty , and inspiring. Also, cares for others to a certain extent, and looks to benefit their lives through helping other lives through their sense of humor.

Hey, I see you let cardi out today, you couldn't just let me be who I am.

I'm not sleeping with cardi, I have to have a healthy dinner so I'm not getting upset during sex.

by ae321 March 19, 2017

Reverse card

When someone says something like your gay you say the reverse card and now they are gay

"Buy me food or your gay." "Reverse card no u" OOOOOOOOOHHHHH GETTTTT FUCKEEEEEDDDDDD. (This does not only work for being gay)

by Creamyyyyyyy December 7, 2018

yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

Cardarius

Fucking gay lol

Cardarius is really gay

by Brooklyn26262626 May 6, 2019

bro card

This is a figure of speech in where a bro blindly defends or sides with another bro when engaged in a conversation or dispute with a female, (non-bro). This act, when carried out properly is referred to as "Pulling a Bro Card". It is a nuance of the Bro Code can be exercised in many situations, and may be an actual card, in it's literal form.

Megan: "How can you possibly say that Jessica Beil is a great actress?!"
Josh: "Umm, because she is!"
Megan: "Steve, what do you think?"
Steve: "I gotta go with Josh on this one... Sorry."
Megan: "Did you just pull a 'bro card'?"

by offdutygnome April 29, 2010