Canadian Lollipop

The act of covering your penis with maple syrup and having your significant other suck it off.

Josh: Hey Riley, how'd your date go last night?
Riley: Awesome, she told me she was from Canada so I gave her a Canadian Lollipop.

by Blue Cunt February 15, 2018

Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018

Canadian

A Loving person who eats normal and talks normal and is funny! If you ever meet one make sure to smile! If you get one mad make sure to say sorry and they will automatically forgive you. They also like maple syrup and getting caught in the snow! THEY HATE THE MOVIE FROZEN and will always be mature no matter how old. They also eat normal food and are rich. Ever think of going to Canada? Make sure to say every girl is beautiful or they will get offended! No jokes intended take all of this seriously EVERY CANADIAN IS BEAUTIFUL

Wow now THAT'S a Canadian :)

by Too canadian December 19, 2018

Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Canadian History

A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.

"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"

by TripGuide February 5, 2010

canadian army

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse

- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?

by kevin May 1, 2006

Canadian Armed Forces

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.

Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?

by I'm Canadian, so it's okay, but none of you can laugh except other Canucks! May 20, 2004