Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Mr Cabbage

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)

Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.

by MrCabbage October 28, 2020

Savage cabbage

Born a doll

Savage cabbage

He a real savage cabbage

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

17_cabbage

17_cabbage is a twitter user who treads a fine line between being absolutely goated and being a total loser

Twitter user 1: “Hey, who’s this 17_cabbage guy?”
Twitter user 2: “You haven’t heard of ”

by clown fucker February 12, 2021

Efren Cabasis

Jeje word for "Handsome"

Efren Cabasis ka pala

by Pappel June 11, 2021

Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021