Car Dragged 

It's like being jet lagged, but you traveled in a car.

I just drove 16 hours straight from Chicago to Orlando, I'm car dragged.

Car Dragged by Mr.Chilly June 24, 2023

car battery 

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

car battery by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

Car kicking

Spending quality time with yourself or a loved one inside of a motor vehicle through the night.

Drugs are usually involved, but not always.

Yeah, my girl and I couldn’t find a place to stay last night.. so we ended up car kicking it in Walmarts parking lot.

Car kicking by Stuntybunty53 June 30, 2023

Car Wash 

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.

“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!

Car Wash by Darve July 11, 2023

car slide

A Car slide is another way on saying “Roller coasters” that you would find mostly at fairs or amusement parks like Disney land or Lego land.

Today myself and my friends went on a car slide in the amusement park.

car slide by Arb2006 July 12, 2023

Car Lid 

A white student with a fat black forehead. Used to beat his meat with glaze.

Chabby: YO CAR LID PUT SPERM IN A COUCH
Car Lid: Jut Up!!

Car Lid by Clockmanalarmed July 17, 2023

Car buddy 

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

Car buddy by Herk87 July 17, 2023