simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Popcorn blues

Any kind of blues music that does jive to your earhole

Man willy playin that popcorn blues, get that man a slide

by Victor feltersnatch January 12, 2022

finale blues

Being sad because you watched the finale of you're favorite show and realizing the show ended

I got the finale blues from watching the finale of my favorite show

by Ur local dumb person December 19, 2021

A blueberry

Anything that is not a blueberry

Is this pinecone a blueberry?

by FuriousChocolate January 3, 2022

Lunchtime Blues

When you feel sleepy after lunch, making it hard to be productive at work because you're sleepy. Food coma, but specifically after lunch.

Oh man, the lunchtime blues just hit me! I'm so sleepy right now.

by Anynomousssee February 10, 2022

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

NUWRLD Blues

NUWRLD Blues is a pun based on the “NUWRLD blue” color associated with death’s dynamic shroud, a trio of electronic musicians. The phrase is primarily used in the same way as the words, “post-concert depression”, referring to the sadness one feels after a concert ends. However, this variation specifically refers to any concert in which death’s dynamic shroud is performing.

“I wish Electronicon 3 never ended! I’m certainly feeling NUWRLD Blues now that it’s over.”

by HikariLavender November 12, 2022