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dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released
Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again
dutch blowjob by lmc907 October 15, 2021

Goblet Blowjob 

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.
Goblet Blowjob by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.

farmers blowjob 

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?