Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019

mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.

A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.

by daisha September 5, 2019

Victory Beer

A beer given to a friend leaving a party for them to consume after arriving home safely.

Don't leave without your victory beer dumbass!

by DMFSdetroit May 15, 2018

Beer enthusiast

One who drinks beer not because he's an alcoholic. But because he likes the taste of beer.

Canyon is a beer enthusiast

by bigcanyon September 21, 2017

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017

beer sneezes

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.

“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.

by Afm3 November 12, 2017