taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

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Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 16, 2010

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cool your beaver

take that "gnawing-down-trees", "blocking-up-rivers" attitude and put it on the back burner so we can get down to business.

Hey Matt, you need to cool your beaver before one of us gets drowned in this creek and thrown downstream.

by mrduke04 March 11, 2010

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Dry Beaver Shotgun

When a man bites off and swallows as many pubes from a girls vaginal area as humanly possible. Preferred with Russians considering they are the "beaver" nation of the world.

No this isn't a goatee, I just gave this Russian an amazing dry beaver shotgun!

by Sex Position Steve September 01, 2011

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