Beachie

A term used in Melbourne to describe a person not from a bayside area that migrates with all of his inbred, inland countrymen to the beaches during summer, thereby slowing traffic to a standstill for the locals.

John: Hey Paul, you coming to the Edgy tonight?
Paul: Would love to mate but the roads are clogged with fucking inland beachies.

by Bayside_Local January 15, 2013

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

beach nugget

A hard looking body on the beach

That was a nice Beach nugget walking down the shore

by Poppa j 37 January 7, 2018

Beachy

When someone gives you a hand job under the towel on a beach.

My wife gave me a beachy in Mexico and nobody knew!

by JDawgBroncos1! July 1, 2018

beash

kind of like bish but not

That beash ate my sandwich

by mollywizo April 9, 2020

Beanhead

Some who is being a beanhead is someone that is being dumb so there brain is a bean

Gaz is such a beanhead he put his boxers on backwards

by Jez clarkson July 31, 2021