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Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."
by Kripeezy August 31, 2013
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Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!
Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.
by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014
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marching band member

1.(n) A person who works extremely hard, arguably as hard as any other "sport", to succeed in a competition or event such as a parade
The marching band member performed in twelve parades so far
by MarchingManiac September 7, 2016
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seamless bandana

When you consume a male/ female's head with your rectum until you reach the recipients neck where you erotically asphyxiate them as you stimulate their genitalia until the point of orgasm.
Johnny showed me he loves me sooooo much, he gave me a seamless bandana last night.
by Snowmanplantlife July 22, 2017
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zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.
Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.
by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020
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Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.
“I think I have a raccoon in my trash
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”
by kallyirwin May 21, 2020
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European backdoor

When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.
That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now
by Lookslikeabluewaffleday March 10, 2021
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