The result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. When pressed against the glass, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. The violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus 'bloody.' Flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the glass, generating what is known as the "Cry of the Bloody Octopus."
Jeremy was being a jerk, so I gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch.
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the reason that PS4 is the best gaming platform
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
1) Person 1 (an intellectual); PS4 is so much better than PC
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
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Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends
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'...one of the best friends I've ever had...but when I play cards with him, I do my level best to cut his throat and he tries to cut mine. In the trade, this characteristic is called Alligator Blood.'
'...one of the best friends I've ever had...but when I play cards with him, I do my level best to cut his throat and he tries to cut mine. In the trade, this characteristic is called Alligator Blood.'
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