April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
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A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.
"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"
"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".
"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".
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