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Albuquerque Academy

A school filled with snotty rich kids who mostly juul and vape. They use their parents mercedes and BMW's and try to flex on you. And if you don't cuss or own gucci, you're not cool, sorry.
Dude Albuquerque Academy is a wild place
by me, ya boy October 27, 2018
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Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.
I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...
by Van De Brink April 12, 2007
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Port Alberni

a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.

For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?

their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
by beaver taco March 4, 2011
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St. Albert

A small city where everyone thinks their hot shit, G's, Drug dealers, and good fighters.
This specific city is full of drama, and gossip, There is constant beef between groups, and schools, theirs alot of stds going around in st.albert because everyone enjoys sleeping with their whole group, and its a town people like to get out of.
St. Albert Kids don't do anything but blow their money on drugs and nice cars because their spoiled little assholes.
by Wellthan March 4, 2009
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black album

An album released by an established band or musician that ends up falling below expectations. The album is still good, but not nearly as good as the previous releases. All further albums continue the downward trend to mediocrity. Originates from Metallica's self titled album which is popularly known as "The Black Album" due to its all black cover.
"The Dungeonmaster's Guide" is Dieselboy's black album.
by Jackson Junglist November 9, 2013
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jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.
Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.
by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007
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Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat
It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps
by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008
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