by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
by ACBomb April 13, 2022
when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.
by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018
When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.
by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021
Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.
by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 01, 2023
by periax34 April 19, 2016