cap artist

timmy safa

timmy safa is the real cap artist

by not a cap artist September 29, 2020

artillery

Equipment used for injecting a drug

"What kind of artillery you using there?"

by Nathan Heller April 13, 2006

catty artistic bitch

the kind of girl who gives too much about friends, makes it our of her way to make them all happy. Then one day gts thrown under the bus, and comes back three times thicker, and quicker and better than before. leaving these assholes, to their silent lives, where no one actually cares. and then theyre lonely and wonder wheres that artistic bitch who took care of me? SHE AINT FUCKING THERE>>>> way to go moron. she isnt in love with you nor shud she want too... catty because ppl are upset of 2.5 years ago crap. these ppl are insuffient humans whose living revolve around this CATTY ARTISTIC BITCH. that they will miss but wont be there.

tinkerbell, is my catty artistic bitch, she is everything but i treat her like shit to gain friendship with hook and his crew bc im an asswipe with no idea what i am about to lose.

she is a catty artistic bitch with style its soo sexyy how she rises up and is soo mature. mmm.

by Lovely Lemons August 5, 2009

artifucked

The artifact that is discovered shortly before one realizes that one has spend their whole life searching for a single object.

Since Professeur Tibbins discovered the palantir, he has been in a wild depression. The palantir was his artifucked.

by backotruck November 7, 2011

Artificial Pussy

The practice (among gay men) of using a low viscosity lubricant (for instance, hand lotion) when having anal intercourse. This practice may have originated in order to better simulate the low friction of a woman's vagina, perhaps more common as the number of bi-sexual men has significantly increased in the last decade, often desiring a more soft, low friction experience.

Typically, the lotion is squirted into the anus prior to intercourse, often hours before. Therefore no preparation or lubricant is required before intercourse, creating a more spontaneous and natural experience, an artificial pussy.

by mandrakeblue January 7, 2012

artir

A misspelling of Artur

Shit! I typed Artir instead of Artur

by Burnt October 11, 2020

whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004