Dap Snake

One who thwarts your attempt at a traditional hand shake by manipulating your hand into the more Urban "Giving Daps" in which you are forced to grab fingers until the stress point is reached - once hand break free you are obligated to snap your fingers. (Other variations of "Giving Daps" are common)

That Dap Snake just molested my hand to no end.

by Brian Troy Jones January 18, 2008

Colon snake

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

Sneaky Snake

When you're talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. To be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.

"Tim didn't give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so I assumed if I talked to her I wouldn't get interrupted by him. At the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he's shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake."

by Poop Chair April 2, 2014

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

snake knuckles

Something that smells like rotten funky ass

My girlfriends crotch stunk like snake knuckles

by DJ Red Alert🔥 March 29, 2017

snake bit

the consumption of King Cobra malt liqour to a point of intoxication; an act of leisure.

Me and the boys plan on getting snake bit later on the front porch.

by NeckHolder May 26, 2006

hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006