Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.

"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."

by Lawmeow1 December 5, 2011

peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly

Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)

by Brian618 March 8, 2016

Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"

Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?

by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016

thicc boi 69

It kind of self explanatory, it’s a boy who’s ass is so fat anyone would 69 hi

Stacy: hey Jessica what’s his name?

Jessica: What do you mean?

Stacy: him with that fat ass!
Jessica: Oh his name is John, God he could be the thiccest man alive.

John: yeah Jessica I might be.
Stacy: he’s such a thicc boi 69

Mrs.james (70 year old teacher): definitely Stacy defiantly...

by Hello there 69 October 27, 2019

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020

Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones

Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!

by King D with double R May 18, 2020