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sneaky mickey

A type of sex position involving two men where one manages to cum in the other without the other man even knowing that he is part of the sexual act. Usually done while the man on the receiving end is drunk or drinking.
How do they do it? I got the Sneaky Mickey and I never even felt it!
by Seryllian December 17, 2017
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Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.
A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.
by Great Nate February 1, 2018
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eron mickel

A nice and loving dad whom didn’t find this funny but i do... 🤔
by Fuck my dofe May 30, 2018
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gg mick

Something Jens says when Mick fucks something up.
-Mick: I just lost my bag of weed.
-Jens: GG mick.
by LordNightmare November 21, 2018
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The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
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a Mick

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.
Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.
by Loxastic April 25, 2020
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slippy mick

When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices
Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.
by Jowser June 10, 2020
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