dirty kaz

When your bottom is too large for the toilet and you leave a smudge of shit on the back of the seat.

Try the next trap mate, there’s a dirty Kaz in this one!

by Jowser June 10, 2020

slippy mick

When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices

Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.

by Jowser June 10, 2020