slippy mick

When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices

Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.

by Jowser June 10, 2020

dirty kaz

When your bottom is too large for the toilet and you leave a smudge of shit on the back of the seat.

Try the next trap mate, there’s a dirty Kaz in this one!

by Jowser June 10, 2020