When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018
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by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
Get the tinsel dick mug.1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
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Get the Dick Crapper mug.A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
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Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
by Dintastic January 20, 2009
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