Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013

hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.

Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020

Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory

Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table

by NiggaNuts January 14, 2021

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 25, 2019

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 09, 2023