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the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?
Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?
by Power476 April 14, 2021
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you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022
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corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory
We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth
by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008
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do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 12, 2007
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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin

Originated in Philadelphia

1. Guys usually say, "You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin"

2. If your not having sex with me what's the point of me talking to you?

3. If your not being a whore or tweakin were not speaking

4. Don't talk to me if your not tweakin (being a whore)

5. I Don't want to talk to you if were not having sex
Tweakin is being a whore and having sex with random guys

Wanna fuck? (Guys says)

No (Girl says)

Why are we talking to each other then? (Guy says)

"You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin" (Guy says)

Guy no longer talks to the girl once he finds out the girl doesn't wanna have sex
by breezyboooo April 6, 2010
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