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dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.
sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.
oh, ok. i understand.
sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.
oh, ok. i understand.
by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009
Get the massaging my man muscle mug.one who has a gay following, an obese upbringing in a land of turkey and turnip farmers and a desire to have a wardrobe of epic female proportions. he may also share the same middle name as his whole family, irrespective of gender. hey, keep it in the famil, that's "the big man on campus" motto after all....
neville: i'm the big man on campus!
chode: why's that, your huge gay following?
neville: no! i won at soggy biscuit last night!!
chode: why's that, your huge gay following?
neville: no! i won at soggy biscuit last night!!
by when's the frost coming? January 5, 2006
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1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003
Get the Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt mug.When a woman simultaneously performs oral sex on a man and massages his head at the same time, thus making her head move up and down while her arms are fully extended and in motion, giving her the appearance of a monster aka the boogieman.
Man, I have to say, I've had some good East Coast Boogie Mans in my day, but nothing compares to one from a basketball player...those long ass arms? Hell yes.
by 00DlEZ October 25, 2010
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Get the [stick man lemon wedge] mug.Sexual act involving masturbating a girl, then having hand fall into the vagina without much effort. Man then begins to make thumb war motions inside girl. Works best on a loose girl.
I was totally getting it on with Darcy, and I put my hand down there, but it was a total one man thumb war not even a minute in.
by Kegan Godbey September 7, 2005
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