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Pick Me

“Omg, he didn’t compliment my dress that I felt pretty in🥺” - Amber Heard, a pick me

A narcissist who lies about being abused for attention.
by Hehe2134 May 4, 2022
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Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Leave me Alone!

Quote from Alfred Pennyworth after he was attacked in his car by Captain Boomerang in Australia.
CB: The vaccine didn't bother you, you piece of shit?!
Alfred: Leave me alone!
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Pick-me girl

A girl who desperately seeks male attention by acting like they are set apart, "not like the others", ironically setting them apart from other girls. Often uses insults directed at other women (usually behind their backs).
Example #1:
Friend #1: "I'm not like the other girls.. I'm nice, unlike that piece of trash Becky."
Friend #2: "You're giving off major pick-me girl vibes dude."

Example #2: Pearl Davis
by Just an Average Jess March 2, 2024
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Pick me

Usage:
Shaming:
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like chickens; because - themselves don't really love men if not despise, but want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men they've 'trained' to be an expendable utility. Destructive to any other relationship, that doesn't give them attention or follow imposed template - normalizing hers, they'd probably call you that.
Popularized on tiktok - a mental institution catalog / personal diary of deranged women.

Hypocrisy call-out:
Virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers.
- You're such a sycophant pick me girl.
- At least I don't hate men.
by veinsofgold April 27, 2025
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guck me

When you mistype fuck me as as guck me
1: There’s 2 as in the definition

2: guck me
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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