A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
Get the take me to the woolshedmug. Stephen Colbert is the most substantial addition to the world of modern art as the base for Me-nimalism
by Ablackman Stolemycar March 15, 2011
Get the Me-nimalismmug. by Dumba55 June 15, 2021
Get the ring me drymug. by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023
Get the Fuck me hardermug. don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
by Phoro June 12, 2022
Get the don't you fucking hoover memug. by shooth1 July 20, 2024
Get the touch me again and see what happenmug.