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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
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Me-nimalism

Stephen Colbert's art movement that focuses solely on him, "me" in context when he uses the term.
Stephen Colbert is the most substantial addition to the world of modern art as the base for Me-nimalism
by Ablackman Stolemycar March 15, 2011
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ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen
by Dumba55 June 15, 2021
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Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough
by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
by shooth1 July 20, 2024
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