lite rock

See muzak.

Bland, boring muzak

by Suisare crasher June 22, 2004

Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT August 31, 2016

Rock Skipper

When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.

Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper

by CO420 July 20, 2010

friend-rock

music played by your friends that you don't necissarily like, but that becomes inexplicxable tolerable when someone you know plays it, and that you listen to anyway, becuase you're supporting them
I first saw heard this word from Sufjan Stevens in a Rolling Stone Q&A

I hate emo but I've been to every one of Sam's shows, and suprisingly they were'nt so bad. But I still hate emo. I must be into friend-rock

by girlonthewing June 28, 2008

rock sick

When a guys dick is as hard as a rock and throat fucks someone until they puke.

After a night of drinking Joe throat fucked Mike until he puked and Joe yelled rock sick, bitch!

by Tbag23 April 14, 2014

rock climber

The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..

Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...

by tex WHITE August 25, 2017

nip rocks

Protruding nipples that look like they can cut diamonds. Usually visible around colder climates and erotic situations.

Nip rocks can be seen underneath shirts, which automatically qualify the girls to be smuggling skittles

Bless that girl with them visible nip rocks. She look like she be smuggling skittles.

by yellowboy February 12, 2004