Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 December 26, 2016

spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.

Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.

by Anklebiter July 12, 2018

Chresanto's wife

Anika @neekstopher / @DoubleRBandzHoe / @neekah_

Hey look i see Anika on my TL thats Chresanto's wife

by RoczWifes143:);) July 23, 2013

wifed fn

“Wifed fuck nigga”

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”

by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019