undate

1. the opposite of a date 2. specifically planning a date and time to annoy someone 3. Planning to go out and piss off a girl when you know she is pmsing

I found out when the girl will be pmsing so we will go on an undate to a crappy place and ill see how mad she gets

by tim johnss April 13, 2010

undanceable

A state of being challenging to be danced with. Perhaps best described only as being akin to a cross being the ideal of Mount Everest (an unclimbable, insurmountable challenge) and MC Hammer.

That girl over there, Kelly, is undanceable. I asked her to dance and she just rapped, “My name is urban Kelly, and I'm kind of a big deal... can't dance this.... mmmm, ummm, mmmmmm, can't dance this."

by xWisdomx October 3, 2011

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

hang-under

when one who is under aged has a hang over

often at school or a place where other youngins hang out

my little brother had a really bad hang-under when I dropped him at school today

by chidish.gambino March 16, 2011

Make-under

When a woman deliberately alters her appearance to make herself less attractive to men. A strategy of dealing with unwanted sexual interest from single men.

"By wearing baggy clothes, changing her hairstyle and wearing glasses, that woman who looked like a young hottie last time I saw her now looks like a housewife in her mid-30's! She did a good job of her make-under!"

by _Steve March 4, 2015

Troll under the bridge

The hair that resides between on the gooch; between the ball sack and the penis.

1. I shaved my troll under the bridge last night!
2. Wendy lucked the troll under the bridge, then I tolled on her.

Yolk taint gooch

by Rocket2603 December 30, 2015

Laying under the stars

A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus

I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?

by Some old mate February 5, 2017