undanceable

A state of being challenging to be danced with. Perhaps best described only as being akin to a cross being the ideal of Mount Everest (an unclimbable, insurmountable challenge) and MC Hammer.

That girl over there, Kelly, is undanceable. I asked her to dance and she just rapped, “My name is urban Kelly, and I'm kind of a big deal... can't dance this.... mmmm, ummm, mmmmmm, can't dance this."

by xWisdomx October 3, 2011

undateable

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

undateable

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

undankable

1. unable to have the potential to be high quality.
2. someone/something that has reached the lowest level of quality attainable.

"The fact that Emily likes diet drinks is one of her most undankable qualities."

by Billy Dunner November 1, 2011

undateable

A boy who is unbelievably exciting over text message or Facebook and then lacks any inkling of excitement when in person.

*over text*
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!

*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable

by niftyandspiffy101 October 26, 2011

unlaceable

Def. You can't take the hard drugs, out of the soft drugs.

Synonym. Impossible

Ex. Yo, we're doing MDMA tomorrow - that's the softest of the drugs - Man sorry but we already laced it with acid and cocaine, it's unlaceable. - oh man - that's a great word, we should put it on urban dictionary: unlaceable. - Go to it right now! - ok yo yo. what's the definition? - unlaceable. you can't take the hard drugs,out of the soft drugs. Holy fuck, that's exactly what it is. It's impossible to take the hard drugs, out of the soft drugs. Yo, I'm putting it in. Man, don't put my real name. You can't take that shit off. Yo is my real name still in there? Yo don't do that - you'll find it on Google, and once it's on the internet, it's unlaceable.

face palm.

we wrote our example in the definition - it's unlaceable.

by Bitch Moughs April 9, 2010

Undanderable

When some where is to far to walk i.e dander

Only applies to anything over 3.5 mile

We will need a taxi because that is undanderable

by Barra the best chef December 28, 2022