ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

Ultimate Manliness

Someone whose manliness is of a considerably vast level of superiority.

Blake is a prime example of ultimate manliness because of his ability to be ultimately manly.

by Blake, yes... Blake March 14, 2009

Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above

Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.

by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

Ulz

A connotative acknowledgment of the word "lol" only applied in certain situations. Its original definition meant "There was an intention to laugh out loud but it was too awkward" (also written occasionally as "Llz"), used as a brief slang acronym to acknowledge the fact that there was an intention to laugh at what was said but for a some reason there was no actual laughter or excitement. ( reasons may include awkward, lazy, or drunk moments)

Pronounced - ul-zzz or Ll-zzzz. An easy way to say it is by trying to say the whole word with your tongue is touching the roof of your mouth.

Other forms of Ulz include extended "u's", "l's", or "z's". Each ulz can be customized to your choosing.

Example 1 - Awkward
Cindy: Guys every time I fart it feels like burning. fml I shouldn't have eaten that spicy shit.
Loo: Ullz?
Who: Llz

Example 2 - Lazy
While playing COD
Bro1: Yo bro, check her out
Bro2: Bro, that's my neighbor bro
Bro1: Dude I'd bang her any day
Bro2: Dude I'd band her again any day
Bro1: Bro, ulz

Example 3 - Drunk
After spending a whole day hosting Beer Olympics
Drunk1: Guys how the hell did the kegs end up on the roof?
Drunk69: ullllzz

Example 4 - Awkward
John: So, uh Bob...I sorta hooked up with your sister last night at your party.
Bob: WHAT@! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!@!
Joe: UUUULLLLZZZZ

by ulz4verso February 27, 2011

Ultimate Grab-Ass

A sport in which one yells "ULTIMATE GRAB-ASS," at which point everyone in the room (or immediate area) starts to grab someone else's ass, while protecting your own ass at the same time. Sometimes it is paired with "The Floor is Lava" for extra epicness.

Dude, remember playing Ultimate Grab-Ass last night?

Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.

by ezuck August 25, 2011

Ulol

Used as an insult when someone is being an asshole or... basically a lunatic dog.

Friend: describe jake in one word.

Friend 2 : jerk
Friend 3: dimwit
Friend 4: ulol

by MagbasaPanget May 20, 2017

Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.

This nerd neck ultimate virgin is gay.

by Fortnite 24/7 aka mr steal yo April 9, 2019