muncie turtle

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.

John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.

by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Zombie turtle

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

mine turtle

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.

Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012

Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

by Testudo1 November 7, 2013