Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.

Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?

by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011

Saber Tooth

Cream of the crop; the pinnacle of a Cougar status. The rarest of rare cougar.

I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.

by trinh nguyen May 13, 2008

Tootsie Pop

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

"Yo dude, i gave that bitch a tootsie pop last night."

by kcchiefs07 October 13, 2007

toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"

john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out

by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012

Columbian Toothbrush

placing cocaine on your finger and rubbing it on your gums like a toothbrush.

Want a bump?
Can't my nose is stuffed up.
So use a Columbian Toothbrush.

by Samurai Sevens July 7, 2007

[Angry Toothbrush]

Male performing anal intercourse, pulls out his penis before he reaches orgasism and excretes semen onto his grinning partners teeth, then procedes to brush their teeth with his fury shitty cock.

"Mary's breath was so bad, it smelled like she brushed her teeth with an angry toothbrush."

by Ballsdeep Skeet February 9, 2009

pussy tooth

similar to what some people call a "sweet tooth", but instead of having a craving for something sweet, you have a craving for pussy

wooowww, i have had an extreme pussy tooth all week ! !

by christophorus September 5, 2010