Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

off the clock

When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore

Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12

by Riahriah February 21, 2024

wall clock

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever

WALL CLOCK IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD

by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!

Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win

by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018

clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.

-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!

by yayo.o June 13, 2025

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

Clock Throbber

A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.

Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.

by Mannos817 July 6, 2020