Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
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Metal Fight Beyblade

The second generation of Beyblade, before Beyblade Burst and after Explosive Shoot Beyblade. Tops of this generation are made primarily out of metal, with some plastic or rubber parts. It has four seasons, namely Pre-Hybrid Wheel, Hybrid Wheel, 4D, and Zero-G. Most Metal Fight beys have 5 parts.
Metal Fight Beyblade can be watched on YouTube.
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.

Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
by LetItRip016 October 07, 2020
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Will Tyler Win The Fight

No he will loose. For sure. No question about. Easy win.
Will Tyler Win The Fight? No. Tyler lost so bad he's in so much pain he wishes he never challenged the undefeatable beast.
by Winner4 February 08, 2021
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Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
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Go fight Yoda

Go: Go

Fight: Fuck

Yoda: Yourself
After being asked if I would like to read the valuable life changing information on this pamphlet, I told the person that they should 'Go Fight Yoda'.
by AT1 August 29, 2014
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club

WHAAAAT

“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution
by TardyB June 20, 2021
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