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Pawn Shop Tickets

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?
by peanutbunny April 23, 2007
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wolf tickets

Wolf Tickets-

Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)

Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.

Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.
On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.
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Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
by Reichsführer Jacemon September 17, 2008
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tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.
Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."
by Abo's Keepin' it treal August 12, 2008
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ticket

A pure numpty, an eijit, a bampot, one who can't think clearly. Glasgow Slang
Aye, bolt ya wan way ticket!
by TheMightyQuinn May 14, 2007
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Terrisita tickler

1. (verb) The art of fucking a not so hottie whilest you buddy sneaks in trying to pull of a Sneaky Castro. Instead he decides to put his thumb into her pussy. While doing so the hair on top of his thumb tickles the bottom of you nut sack. Thus giving you a Terrisita tickler.
Hey Jack, Scott was fucking Mona the other night. So Tony slipped in and tried to finger her. He wound up giving Scotty the old Terrisita tickler. He ran off screaming. What a Lush
by doormatt23 December 9, 2008
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pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling
v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."
by Mick Phersurani February 5, 2015
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