Whats two shoes?

1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc.
2: Used to get an update or the details of a situation.

Derived from "what's good?" Evolving from "what's goody?" to "what's goody two shoes?" to simply "what's two shoes?"

1:Yo man, whats two shoes?
2:Notin, chillin...

1: So what's two shoes with that party tonight?
2: It's at my man Dilwad's crib, we're headed over there around 11

by JL0 July 02, 2010

Gave her two

Fingering a girl. Used mostly in a situation with people you dont want them to know anything happened.

I gave Jill two last night.
or
*While in the car with parents*-Dude, Samantha wanted a breath mint last night so i GAVE HER TWO.

by Kingnamor2 June 07, 2009

two-dollar whore

The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.

Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.

Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

two-dollar

Extremelly cheap phalacio.

Hey little schoolgirl, how bout some two-dollar sucky sucky.

by Knucklehead July 18, 2003

two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

by find_me February 14, 2005

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 18, 2003

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan March 08, 2004