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junical-swamp owl

A large owl with large yellow eyes and a wing span of a hawk. It has long legs and has been known to pick up small dogs and attack humans as necessary. There are only eye witness results thus far so there are no pictures, but they have been spotted in Parts of Ohio including Salem andHowland
The junical-swamp owl ate my pug.
by Christine Rivallo June 2, 2008
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Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose
holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out
by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008
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looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.
John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!
by Here_Comes_The_King March 10, 2014
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beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
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swamp slug

1. A muck feeder

2. A devious, toothless, thieving, filthy, mooching, slut, who has been ran through by all the dirtiest people in the worst part of town. That will steal everything she can get away with even down to ur dirty underwear. After she smells them.
That girl jocelyn is such a swamp slug
by michael nitewood May 11, 2014
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swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.
I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!
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Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top
"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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