Some who is a lazy fuck
by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006
by Trashmonkey7 November 30, 2015
1. Someone who doesnt care about what others think of them.
2. Someone who is a hipster.
3. Someone who takes dirty, messy and sloppy pictures.
4. Someone who gets crusty on the weekends.
2. Someone who is a hipster.
3. Someone who takes dirty, messy and sloppy pictures.
4. Someone who gets crusty on the weekends.
by CALJ March 09, 2011
A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.
Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.
by Jar Head May 08, 2005
The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.
Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.
by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington November 28, 2006
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 20, 2009
when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 16, 2006