the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

by ESlatt February 8, 2007

E-Bukkake

A practice that involves a group of men ejaculating on one person, usually a woman, via explicitly sexual opening messages on online dating and social media sites.

Jennifer could not believe the torrent of e-bukkake awaiting her in her OkCupid inbox after work yesterday.

by Arianna Jeret September 12, 2016

e-prime

English Prime, a special trimmed version of the English language (E-Standard) that excludes all forms of the "to be" verb for improved "mental hygiene".

A useful awareness to have that allows anyone to react carefully and critically towards a situation.

Reinforces the simple philosophy of "et cetera", that a thought will always lead to another thought, that nothing has an absolute meaning.

E-Standard: "Why ARE you so damn ugly?"
E-Prime response: "I don't know what you mean, define "ugly".."

by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009

e-licidades

From spanish, felicidades, to congratulate or send well wishes upon accomplishment or celebration (including weddings, graduations, and the like), this term is applicable in english/spanglish situations when sending an electronic update.

Rafa is getting married, so I sent him e-licidades

by David A. Garza November 10, 2007

E-suck

A virtual blowjob

Damn boy i got my first ever E-suck last night, it was great!

by brandonjonsie April 4, 2017

e-fling

when you flirt and say provocative things to another individual over the internet. may include pet names or descriptions of what you would like to do to them

<BLANK> never actually hooked up with him. they just had an e-fling

by xX Mr. Man Xx May 7, 2008

e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.

Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.

by Lisad October 4, 2007